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so I visited my kindergarten teacher today and we kinda changed a little

baileyhasnodinosaurs:

I made a thing today

baileyhasnodinosaurs:

I made a thing today

folie-a-deuxme:

*plays fall out boy while walking down the isle on wedding day*

me peeing
  • me:

    shit son

  • me:

    sHIT

  • me:

    that water is barely yellow

  • me:

  • me:

  • me:

  • me:

  • me:

    i am hydrated as HELL

one-eyed-duncan:

pawkitj:

best modern family scene ever

It’s like one of those tumblr posts that just can’t catch a break

florelgreen:

ddecomposedd:

fugyeahtitlefight:

Title Fight 

I FUCKING LOVE THEM

I wanna frame this

florelgreen:

ddecomposedd:

fugyeahtitlefight:

Title Fight

I FUCKING LOVE THEM

I wanna frame this

All Time Low show tonight...
  • Alex:

    Jack, what is up with you? You haven't made any penis or vagina jokes.

  • Jack:

    Oh, I'm sorry man.

  • Alex:

    TWO SECONDS, MAKE A JOKE, ONE, TWO.

  • Jack:

    What do you call a two-inch dick?

  • Everyone:

    What...?

  • Jack:

    Rian Dawson.

  • Random Kid:

    WELL IT'S COOL, CASSADEE LIKES IT.