*kicks down your door*
HEY DID YOU HEAR ALL TIME LOW IS RECORDING A NEW ALBUM
i’m honestly one of those people that are just there like yeah i have friends and people talk to me but i’m nobody’s favorite person and nobody looks forward to talking to me everyday or anything and it sucks
deserves at least a sarcastic laugh.
this has been on my dash all day and I just got it now
Someone please explain this.NO ONE SAY ANYTHING
god fucking damn it
AHH I GOT IT
I THOUGHT I HAD TO BE SMART
but you don’t :D
But now I feel smart
Smile, tell me I’m alright with a goodbye;
you are not fat
you have fat
you also have fingernails
you are not fingernail
Snapchat conversations are hard because eventually you just run out of selfie poses so you end up taking pictures of the couch or something
And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
see you all in hell