so I visited my kindergarten teacher today and we kinda changed a little
*plays fall out boy while walking down the isle on wedding day*
that water is barely yellow
i am hydrated as HELL
Jack, what is up with you? You haven't made any penis or vagina jokes.
Oh, I'm sorry man.
TWO SECONDS, MAKE A JOKE, ONE, TWO.
What do you call a two-inch dick?
WELL IT'S COOL, CASSADEE LIKES IT.