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  • me:

    *kicks down your door*

  • me:

    HEY DID YOU HEAR ALL TIME LOW IS RECORDING A NEW ALBUM

joshpeck:

i’m honestly one of those people that are just there like yeah i have friends and people talk to me but i’m nobody’s favorite person and nobody looks forward to talking to me everyday or anything and it sucks

zustin:

when u finally find a bra that fits comfortably

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olort:

madisban:

kotaplez:

badwolfnobiscuit:

sparkledick:

5secondsofsmumer:

j4479:

deserves at least a sarcastic laugh. 

this has been on my dash all day and I just got it now

Someone please explain this.

NO ONE SAY ANYTHING

god fucking damn it

AHH I GOT IT I THOUGHT I HAD TO BE SMARTbut you don’t :DBut now I feel smart

olort:

madisban:

kotaplez:

badwolfnobiscuit:

sparkledick:

5secondsofsmumer:

j4479:

deserves at least a sarcastic laugh. 

this has been on my dash all day and I just got it now

Someone please explain this.

NO ONE SAY ANYTHING

god fucking damn it

AHH I GOT IT
I THOUGHT I HAD TO BE SMART
but you don’t :D
But now I feel smart

radicalfarts:

eraserheadsbaby:

the ol’ razzle dazzle

IM SCREAMING

radicalfarts:

eraserheadsbaby:

the ol’ razzle dazzle

IM SCREAMING

acid-bubble-gum:

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acid-bubble-gum:

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Canals by All Time Low from the album: Don't Panic It's Longer Now

Smile, tell me I’m alright with a goodbye;

justinhiills:

lokifeelsruinedmylife:

gerancho:

freshprinceoftsundere:

EVERYTHING THAT YOU FEEL IS JUST A CHEMICAL REACTION INSIDE YOUR HEAD WOW

so if im in love with someone does that make it a

chemical romance 

not anymore

get out 

nakedly:

you are not fat
you have fat 
you also have fingernails 
you are not fingernail 

inbox:

there is no reason for “sean” to be pronounced “shawn”

clestroying:

Snapchat conversations are hard because eventually you just run out of selfie poses so you end up taking pictures of the couch or something

fucking idiot
me to me (via gnarly)

masturbation-is-illegal:

marielovesgroban:

Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

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nerdofchaos:

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell